Baby Mama Wars: Revenge of the Bitch….err.. Sith

Shit like this makes most brothers hesitant about getting married or in dealing with long term relationships. How the fuck do you need $21,000 a month to support an 11 year old kid. That shit is crazy. The Baby Momma is lining her fucking pockets. These chicks just got rich because they had some dudes kid. What can ya do? A Robert Blake! *rimshot*

Thank you folks. I’ll be here all week!

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P. Diddy Hit With Child Support Bill
Apr 8, 1:32 PM EST

Associated Press

Hip-hop star Sean “P. Diddy” Combs has been ordered to pay more than $21,000 a month in child support to an ex-girlfriend with whom he has an 11-year-old son.

The order, issued Thursday by the New York Supreme Court’s Appellate Division, came after Combs appealed a Westchester Family Court ruling last year that he should pay $35,000 a month. He currently pays about $5,000.

The ex-girlfriend, Misa Hylton-Brim, had sued for higher monthly payments and about $398,000 in back support for their son, Justin.

The appellate court judge awarded a lower but undisclosed amount in back support and ordered Combs to pay Hylton-Brim’s legal fees. The judge set monthly support payments at $21,782.

Rob Shuter, a spokesman for Combs, said Combs would appeal the decision to the state Court of Appeals.

While separated from girlfriend Kim Porter, Combs, 35, was also sued for child support for their son, Christian. He pays Porter, a model, about $30,000 a month.

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My daughter won’t bail me out!!

I finally was able to jump on someone’s unsecured wireless connection to sate my internet withdrawal while on vacation. I had gotten hooked on Torrents lately and have been downloading movies and TV shows like crazy. I mentioned to my kids that I gonna download the Spongebob Movie since I missed it when their moms took them to see it while I was at work. All of a sudden my 6 year old daughter breaks into tears and starts crying. “Nooooo! Daddy don’t do it. You are gonna go to jail. Grandma said that it is illegal and I don’t want you to go to jail. Also Grandma said that God doesn’t like when you steal, and downloading is stealing”.

Now at this point I start laughing because Grandma is the most bootleg video buying person I know. She ain’t been to a real movies in years. lol. Anyways, I tell my daughter that “they don’t send people to jail for bootlegging, they just make them pay a fine”. At this point she calms down a bit.

“And even if they did send me to jail you would come bail me out, right”? She looks at me with a straight face, serious as a heartattack and says “it depends on how much I have to pay”.

I swear she will be lucky if I pay to send her lil ass to trade school.

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