{"id":7,"date":"2004-12-22T04:03:25","date_gmt":"2004-12-22T08:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/?p=7"},"modified":"2005-11-02T04:04:42","modified_gmt":"2005-11-02T08:04:42","slug":"my-daughter-wont-bail-me-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/2004\/12\/22\/my-daughter-wont-bail-me-out\/","title":{"rendered":"My daughter won&#8217;t bail me out!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finally was able to jump on someone&#8217;s unsecured wireless connection to sate my internet withdrawal while on vacation. I had gotten hooked on Torrents lately and have been downloading movies and TV shows like crazy. I mentioned to my kids that I gonna download the Spongebob Movie since I missed it when their moms took them to see it while I was at work. All of a sudden my 6 year old daughter breaks into tears and starts crying. &#8220;Nooooo! Daddy don&#8217;t do it. You are gonna go to jail. Grandma said that it is illegal and I don&#8217;t want you to go to jail. Also Grandma said that God doesn&#8217;t like when you steal, and downloading is stealing&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Now at this point I start laughing because Grandma is the most bootleg video buying person I know. She ain&#8217;t been to a real movies in years. lol. Anyways, I tell my daughter that &#8220;they don&#8217;t send people to jail for bootlegging, they just make them pay a fine&#8221;. At this point she calms down a bit. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And even if they did send me to jail you would come bail me out, right&#8221;? She looks at me with a straight face, serious as a heartattack and says &#8220;it depends on how much I have to pay&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I swear she will be lucky if I pay to send her lil ass to trade school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally was able to jump on someone&#8217;s unsecured wireless connection to sate my internet withdrawal while on vacation. I had gotten hooked on Torrents lately and have been downloading movies and TV shows like crazy. I mentioned to my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/2004\/12\/22\/my-daughter-wont-bail-me-out\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mistertacks.com\/tackstalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}